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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Okay I do actually have a new favorite band...


... and that band is called The Knife.

As chronicled right here on this very blog, I never paid any attention to The Knife until people started going nuts over Fever Ray. In particular, the song "If I Had A Heart" wormed its way under my skin, its analog synth warbles smoothing out the razor edges of the vocal processing and undulating serenely over the pulsating bass drum. I know a lot of people find terror and sinister overtones in the song, largely I think because of the creepy shamanistic imagery incorporated into the video, but that is not what the song says to me. Instead, I get wistfulness, longing, and an overarching sense of remote warmth and immediate pain, almost like an overweight, awkward aunt who loves you very much and shows you by smothering your face in her bosom as she gives you painful, crushing hugs. The rest of the album, particularly on standout tracks "Dry and Dusty" and "Concrete Walls", follows a similar emotional template.

The almost Pavlovian "WANT" reaction Fever Ray gave me made me reassess the one Knife song I'd heard, which was "We Share Our Mother's Health". At the time, and again I believe my disconnect was caused by the accompanying video, I thought it was interesting-sounding but not particularly compelling. Listening to it again via Last FM after becoming a Fever Ray head transformed it into a delirious swirl of awesome; the pounding beats gave me the aggression I was missing from the Fever Ray material (even if I didn't know it at the time) and the overlapping vocals hit every music nerd "oh hey, the person who wrote this is totally into fugues and canons" button in my body. It was a quick decision to grab Silent Shout; my only regret is that I wasn't all over this album when it came out. Not only does it have "We Share Our Mother's Health" on it, but it also contains the claustrophobic title track, all-out boogie stomper "Like A Pen", the ethereal, dreamlike "The Captain", and possibly the greatest melody Karin has ever sung in the form of "Marble House", a sweeping, majestic march of sensuality that floors me every time I hear it. I have played this album upwards of 50 times this year and I have yet to get sick of it; it's one of my favorite albums of all time and I really thought it would encapsulate everything about The Knife that appeals to me.

This perception lasted up until I heard about "Tomorrow, in a year". This production, co-sponsored with Hotel Pro Forma, is billed as an electro-opera about Charles Darwin. As a semi-pro opera chorister obsessed with electronic music who seriously considered doing a double-major in computer science and music so that he could write software that would generate art songs in the form of club music, everything about this project is designed to make me go "SQUEEE!" and the Youtube clips I've tracked down have turned the soundtrack to this project into my most anticipated release of 2010. If I thought the budget for it could be raised, I'd suggest an Opera Boston/BMOP collaboration to bring it to the Boston area, but unfortunately I think the orchestration might be a dealbreaker. Still, I expect it to be incredible and, if it comes anywhere within 200 miles of me, I plan to go see it.

All of this is really lead-up to what I actually want to write about, though: Deep Cuts. I just got this album last week, mostly because a lot of the people I talk music with could not stop raving about the song "Heartbeats". Granted, this is the song that really made people start paying attention to The Knife in the first place but for some reason I wasn't paying attention when it exploded and, being familiar with The Knife's later work, it didn't strike me nearly as revelatory or amazing as its ardent supports proclaim it to be. The thing about it, though, is that it displays on its sleeve the romantic warmth that is the common thread through all of the Knife-related material. There is no obfuscation via costumes or vocal processing here; this song is a full-on nostalgia blast wrapped up in gorgeous synth patches and an easy rocking beat that can't help but make you smile. It is a full-on blast of joy to listen to; in today's market of regurgitated formula in practically every genre imaginable, it's startling to encounter something so naively fresh and charming. This sense of heart-on-sleeve abandonment permeates most of the songs on this album; no matter the mood, every song sounds like it not only BELIEVES whatever emotion it is selling, but also that no one else has ever felt that emotion as deeply or fully before. From the sinister assault of "Girls' Night Out" to the brightly manic "Listen Now" to the almost-literally breathless "You Take My Breath Away", the songs display artifice crafted so cunningly that you can't help but believe it. This makes the weird songs even weirder; aggro-freakout "The Cop" and the drug-addled sleaze of "Hangin' Out" seem like they have no place in the earnest company created by much of the rest of the album and the sparse chirpiness of "You Make Me Like Charity" initially comes across as a complete joke, but eventually even these worm their way under your skin and make you believe in them.

For those who can't be bothered with all of this and skipped to the bottom to see if I had a point, I do: The Knife cannot be fucked with. BOW DOWN.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

ITS ALL FLUFFERNUTTERS AND RAINBOWS UP IN THIS BLOG

So ok, I am sure that by now I have probably painted myself into a corner with our legions of loyal blog viewers with all my gross and unkempt metal dudes rocking hard and noisy bleep blop chugga chugga nonsense. I know that I've been a simple minded lout, all geetars and rarrglebargle, but I have a sensitive side too. I like stuff that is pretty, cuddly, full of "oh you left me whoo whoo" heartstring yanking verses.

I can pop it up with the best of you sons of bitches.

So with that in mind, tonight is all about the pop. It is a music that people like that aren't angry jerks, and maybe don't have spikes all over them and stuff. So lets get into it shall we?

I can't take full credit for the first two of these. I live in a spooky self-fulfilling vacuum of total dorky indulgence, so unless I am drunkenly stumbling on stuff courtesy of cutting edge channel MTV HITS (give us money), I normally need some guidance here. I wish I could say that radio supplies me with this avenue, but sadly A) commercial radio in our second tier town is craaap B) I drive the sort of car that is avoided by upstanding citizens, the cultural elite, and the majority of radio transmissions.

Anyway, the first one is courtesy of my special lady friend (oh hey you come up with a term for this in this modern age), who recently traveled to Chicago for a gala concert event by this (oh shit here it comes stop smirking) artist. There were acrobats! Wirework extravaganzas! Led Zeppelin covers! A shit hot band (this claim has been verified, also the POWERHOUSE MOTHERFUCKER Jessy Greene - yeah that one with the Geraldine Fibbers and that other less important obscure military radio designation band - is involved)!

Anyway, Pink is a badass.



The second one comes from my primary black metal adoring, show going, tough as nails never say die brother (note: not actually my brother, but as close as I am going to get). Also he openly loves girly pop. When we aren't debating the merits of shakiras werewolf chicken dance or other ladies in terrifying danger of falling out of their video costumes, we watch videos. One of them is this. Now I have not done the appropriate wikipedia research (IT NEVER LIES) to determine if they are clones or twins or sisters or whatever, but as far as such stuff goes, at least they aren't faking it like T.A.T.U. or boring the fuck out of me like good old mush-mouthed Canadians Tegan and Sara.

They also don't like embedded videos, which has brought my adventures in said technology to a screeching halt, but they are called The Veronicas, apparently.

Ok, but this last one is all me. To be fair, it is a instant "holy shit i like this why do i like this but hey goddamn I LIKE THIS YAAAAAAAHHH!" moment so two days from now I might not really care about it at all, but tonight it is the coolest shit ever. I know nothing about this person, but she dances with a huge chair and doesn't sound like Lily Tomlin, so the cognitive dissonace is quite satisfying. Thanks fabulous basic cable station MTV HITS (no but seriously you guys should probably give us some money). Her name is Priscilla Renea, and that name is impossible to spell correctly twice in a row, so don't try.



Ok then. More horrifying screechy nonsense in days (maybe minutes, who knows)?

Friday, November 6, 2009

The Knife? In MY Opera?

It's more likely than you think!



This is an excerpt from "Tomorrow, in a year", a collaboration between Hotel Pro Forma and The Knife. A soundtrack is expected next year and I, for one, will be selling whatever body part will get it into my hands fastest. (Note to self: do not sell hands.)

Monday, August 17, 2009

Actual serious blog entry

No really.

Not music related, but I just watched the documentary "Carts Of Darkness" and apparently I can embed it here, so I am going to do that because it is amazing. Homeless people in Canada that in their spare time race shopping carts down hills, filmed by a former snowboarder with a permanent spinal injury. It is stunning. No jokes this time. Wow.

Murray Siple, director

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

TWIN CITIES OH YEAH MPLS/STPL ALL THE TIME ROCK FRENZY YAAAAAH ok maybe not rock all the time but uh WHEEE ok

So I probably remiss in making the case for my fair city(ies) on a regular basis, and yes, my pimping of Gay Witch Abortion is the exception to the rule, but what have I done for you lately awesome place where I live?

OK fine. I don't think that I have spent enough time talking about Maps Of Norway (rip) and Zebulon Pike which is mighty mighty mighty. But today I am focusing on something new (NEW!) to me that has crawled out of the back alleys of mpls/stpl, wet behind the ears, terribly handicapped by our lack of bitrate love and probably public transit.

Unicorn Dream Attack. gameboys. an MPC. a vocorder. love for you.

B34utifule 3y3s
Live
and for the unadverturous that can be swayed by this sort of thing, a cover of the Pixies

!!!!!

bonus: Future of the Left (who uh how many times do I have to tell you this) are mindpunching fantastic. Live at the Turf Club thanks to M@tt for pointing this out btw.

Monday, August 3, 2009

MY ahem MINE ALL MINE FAVORITE SONG I NEVER LISTEN TO

biting my co-bloggers steez here, but so here are my genius results for "Another Perfect Catastrophe" by Firewater

Another Perfect Catastrophe - Firewater
Tell Me When It's Over - Dream Syndicate
Little Drop of Poison - Tom Waits
Think Locally, Fuck Globally - Gogol Bordello
Guero Canelo - Calexico
Medication - Son Volt
Blown A Wish - My Bloody Valentine
I Got Stung - Elvis Presley
Paradise - Firewater
So Like Candy - Elvis Costello
T.V. Eye - The Stooges
When The Day Is Short - Martha Wainwright
El Picador - Calexico
The Long Cut - Uncle Tupelo
The Good Ones - The Kills
Engwish Bwudd - Man Man
Chocolate Jesus - Tom Waits
So Long, Superman - Firewater (no available youtube. this is a great song tho so find it plz)
I'm Not In Love - Tori Amos
Woke Up New - The Mountain Goats
I Only Said - My Bloody Valentine
I Think I Need A New Heart - The Magnetic Fields
Cure For Pain - Morphine
Deep Red Bells - Neko Case
Blindness - The Fall

my feelings on this are

unknown. huh.

clearing my throat

ok so yeah i am terrible at this blogging thing and i know that you have all been waiting breath baited on the next musical dribblings that might spill out of my um keyboard?

ok starting over, i have a bunch of stuff that is all thematically linked and clever and worthy of the blogosphere and whatever, but first i just have to get some stuff off my chest. of a musical nature. things you need to hear. now.

first up is Bloodshot Eyes - Wynonie Harris, which i only found out about because of one of those 2 cd copyright violation Cds you can find in cutout bins in your local not terribly reputable record store. THANK YOU PR1MO RECORDS (yes that is the real name! pregoogleproofed!) FOR SHOWING ME THAT THE CZECH REPUBLIC KNOWS HOW TO GET DOWN.

so yeah, i love me some Louis Prima and this is obviously a dude that is maybe sort of owed some checks from the estate - i will buy some legal versions of this soon so that the executor of the Wynonie Harris estate who is probably the second cousin with the best lawyer can get his 74 cents. DONT SPEND IT ALL IN THE SAME PLACE VULTURE DUDE!*

*yes btw, Pat Benatar (who i normally have some affection for) covered this song. it is terrible. i will not link to it, because it has nearly 10 times the views of the original. watch it if you want, but it sucks and you are a traitor.

Next, we have Portal - Glumurphonel which is awesome because A) EVERYTHING LOUDER AND FASTER THAN EVERYTHING ELSE B) serious note, this is really kind of mindnumbing levels of playing across the board and makes geek fucks like Meshuggah look like boring arrythmic douchebags C) the lead singer is wearing a cuckoo clock on his head and that is 10000% more metal than leather pants.

and to totally destroy my credibility, i cant stop listening to the acoustic version of Silversun Pickups - Panic Room. shut the hell up.

Monday, July 27, 2009

My favorite song (that I never listen to): Part 2 of an ongoing series.

1. "I Against I" - Massive Attack and Mos Def
2. "And It Rained All Night" - Thom Yorke
3. "Baby's Got A Temper" - The Prodigy
4. "I Feel You" - Placebo
5. "Use You" - Dave Gahan
6. "Race - In" - Battles
7. "God Given" - Nine Inch Nails
8. "Walk Away" - Sisters of Mercy
9. "Loose Fit" (12" Version) - Happy Mondays
10. "This Is Love" - PJ Harvey
11. "The Weeping Song" - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
12. "Then" - Charlatans UK
13. "Konichiwa Bitches" - Robyn
14. "Satellite" - Depeche Mode
15. "Music Is My Radar" - Blur
16. "Red Tape" - Agent Provocateur
17. "Skip Divided" - Thom Yorke
18. "Neighbors" - Gnarls Barkley
19. "Deeper and Deeper" - Dave Gahan
20. "Leyendecker" - Battles
21. "When The Body Speaks" - Depeche Mode
22. "The Beginning of the End" - Nine Inch Nails
23. "Big Fun" (Original "Magic Juan" 12") - Inner City
24. "To Hell With Poverty!" - Gang of Four
25. "Out of Time" - Blur

This is what iTunes Genius gave me when I plugged Massive Attack/Mos Def's "I Against I" into it. Some of these are expected, either by virtue of being in a similar genre or groove (Charlatans, Thom Yorke, Gnarls Barkley) or by being performed by an artist with an oblique relationship to Massive Attack (Agent Provacateur... Thom Yorke). I wasn't really expecting the HEAVY Depeche Mode bias, though. Also, the Nine Inch Nails, Battles, PJ Harvey and Blur songs leave me scratching my head. Admittedly, it flows pretty nicely (except for the last four tracks, which are kind of the aural equivalent of shaking a baby, only you are the baby) but I never would have put all these songs together like this.

Oh yeah, the Robyn track sticks out like a SORE THUMB yet still manages to be the perfect thing to put into that spot. It's like the Genius algorithm knew what I wanted despite what I was thinking, and it was right and I was wrong. Creepy.

EDIT: Links to videos (a mix of official, bootleg and fan-created) are now up for all of these. Check them out if you don't know them; there's some good stuff here.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Where my Hyrule thugs at?

One of my favorite things about 2000 was the mashup explosion; for a while it seemed that you couldn't venture out into the web's musicverse without stumbling over a laptop producer creating brilliance out of disparate sources. Soulwax and Richard X (aka Girls On Top) are among the biggest names to come out of this scene; personally, I have always been a big booster of Matt Tuozzo and Lance Lockarm.

I don't know if Team Teamwork was active during this time period and I don't really care. A link to their mashup album The Ocarina of Rhyme was posted on a gaming messageboard I like to read during my downtime and I haven't been able to stop streaming it since. A wide variety of hip-hop a capellas (Clipse, Common, Jay-Z, Busta Rhymes, Aesop Rock and MF Doom to name a few) have been spliced with music from various levels of the game "Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time" and the result really couldn't be any better. I wish I hadn't given up my DJ dreams because practically every track here would get incorporated into my sets, PARTICULARLY the reworking of Busta's "Don't Touch Me". I never played this game, mostly due to not having access to a Nintendo when it came out; I'm thinking I should hit eBay and change that.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Cosmetic goodies

John finally allowed me access to edit the blog template, so I've changed a few things:
  • We now have a search box! Use this to see if we have talked about your favorite band; also use it to search the many sites we have linked.
  • Our Last.fm profiles are now visible so you can see what we've been listening to (since we are fascinating like that).
  • Our wonderful labeling system is now displayed on the right-hand side of the blog to help you filter down to a particular subset of posts. (How telling that the only label we've reused so far is "Depeche Mode".
  • The blog template has been widened so that widescreen video embeds no longer spill over onto the right column. (If this makes the blog too wide for your screen, PLEASE let me know. I'll figure out something.)
I was going to throw Google Ads on the bottom as well just to see what madness they would put up as our topics drifted wildly but a) I know no one would click on them, and b) I don't really feel like haggling with John over the monthly 5 cents that would be rolling in.

Feedback is greatly appreciated; any suggestions for improvement will be considered.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Our founding fathers died for this


This Fourth of July, I think all Americans should celebrate the creative freedoms bequeathed to us by our founding fathers. Borne out of frustration with British taxation without a corresponding voice in how those taxes would be used, the brave men and women who started our great nation built a foundation upon which we are allowed to express ourselves as we see fit. It is a glorious thing, something that brings out the best in us and can create art that transports the connoisseur to an other-worldly place, fraught with emotions running the gamut from fear to ecstasy. In keeping with this fine tradition, I present to you one of the crown jewels of American art; a piece of music so singular that any description I could possibly attempt would not do it justice. This is something you must see/hear for yourself.

My dear readers, I present to you: "Tea Bag" by Tea Bag Boyz



It is a movement, indeed. I know our founding fathers are looking down on us now, teabagging all of God's creation in the name of artistic freedom. Their blood, sweat, tears and freakish thigh muscles set us on the road to this apotheosis of musical expression. Squat proud, America!

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Thanks iPhone! You are my BFF!

So yeah I got an iPhone, and I know that that makes me suspect and not to be trusted in many ways, but hey I was still rocking some piece of shit razr knockoff that I got purely because it had metal hinges and I am awesome at breaking stuff that is worth money. So give me some slack.

So far the things that have been most utilized have been a ton of bizarro music creation things that are pretty good at helping you avoid conversations and stare blankly into your lap while you tap madly on a touch screen. (Uh btw if you want to be as socially awkward as I am, I recommend the free version of noise.io and Tonepad Lite and RJDJ which is just incredibly geek cool).

But when I am not alienating those around me (ok maybe just in a different way) by far the most vital piece of APPLE IPHONE MOBILE DEVICE APP SOFTWARE PRODUCT is Shazam. Which, if you live under a rock somewhere is a free thing that listens to whatever music is playing and identifies the song and artist. With the help of this, I hope to finally realize my dream of not being the dude that flips out and abandons conversations to go see what is playing on the jukebox, or writes little scrawled time and date info on his hands in order to check the radio playlist when I get near a computer at the expense of the safety of other motorists/pedestrians/people sitting on roadside patios or low-elevation front porches.

So I thought I'd share one of these things with you. First up is The Knux - Bang! Bang!. Now, being a professional blogger dedicated to my craft, I have since done research and know that lots of blogs are all atwitter (I refuse to stop using that word just because of that whole social networking thing, so shut up) about the Knux, and I am sure that all the backpacker hunters out there are just frothing at the mouth to denounce these dudes, but due to my security in my TOTAL TASTEMAKER SUPERIORITY, I know that they are wrong. I've heard a bunch of Outkast references, because the one guy has sort of a thing going on that is momentarily similar to Andre 3000 and dudes that write about music on the internet (that aren't Dan or I of course) are notoriously lazy and too busy counting their monetized piles of gold Bloggerands to think and stuff. What gets me about this song is the weird industrial throwback at the beginning and the non-annoying jinglejangle guitar stabs (you listening out there late 90's Depeche Mode?) and the cadence of the vocals getting punctuated by that awesome noodly synth.

On a different take, Future Of The Left just keeps getting better and is basically the only rock band that matters anymore so the rest of you can kind of just quit if you like. I spent about an hour trying to figure out how to make an optimum ringtone out of "You Need Satan More Than He Needs You", but slicing out 30 seconds was impossible so now I just play the whole song in public places and afterwards have a pretend conversation with my imaginary friends.

Finally, it would be remiss of me to post a blog without mentioning Michael Jackson, so I present the finest song ever written about falling in love with a rodent. In case you think that I am the kind of asshole that isn't totally bummed out about MJ passing away (oh hey whats up DUDE WHO WAS HIS DAD you heartless money-grabbing cock) I think this is his most achingly shiver-inducing beautiful vocal ever, and this song has made me tear up a little every time I've heard it this week. Goodnight you sad, strange little child man - your weird life will never overshadow the greatness of your music.

http://www.futureoftheleft.com/
http://www.theknux.com/

Not going to post a link for you to check out Michael Jackson because I respect you too much to insult your intelligence, but as a super-weirdo bonus, I bring you THIS

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

um ok so

I am a fan of the mashup. I am a fan of the cover song.

this is kind of awesome.

this is kind of kind of uh awesoawful

shameless self promotion and also missing the point (which is dumb to begin with)

i might like this better than the original

oh btw this tossed off entry is a great example of the down the rabbit hole aspect of youtube cover songs THIS WAY LIES MADNESS

Thursday, June 18, 2009

HEY

HEY

download this. it is free, and everyone should go ahead and give it a shot. and i know this dude, and i think he is awesome. if you like it I will direct you to his incredible Tool parody that led to a cease and desist letter.

ok then.

5 feet of pure unadulterated self-seriousness

You know, it's easy to laugh at Danzig. I mean, the guy raises wolves and takes his super-satanism very literally and seriously (or so he claims). Also, his tough guy vibe got kind of smudged when the internet got to collectively watch a washed up hardcore dude hand his ass to him on youtube about 10 billion times.

Sometimes it's hard to be satan's most avid minion (well outside of scandinavia anyway). And you can't blame him for wondering if we really are taking him seriously enough.

But hold on dudes, this is the guy who (sorry doyle) is the Misfits and Samhain and we probably owe him some respect, no matter what sort of trollish self-caricature he (maybe) has become. If I am impassioned or (perhaps) drunk, I am willing to throw down for my opinion that the Misfits are the most important punk band ever, mainly because a careful listener will discern that they aren't really all that punk, but more weirdo alternate 50's by way of the anti-spector wall of spaced out soundlessness. Also, all of these innovators of the fake micro genre "hellbilly" really ought to tithe a bit of income to the Danzig.

Anyway.

This whole blog post is mostly spawned by walking through the used CD section and deciding that well hell yes, buying DANZIG II LUCIFUGE was probably the best way to exert my wallet. Many people have made the tired yawnsome comparison of Danzig/Elvis (oh hey, thanks for trying so hard, dude sings with throaty gravitas GOLD CRITICAL STAR DUDE). But for those of us that aren't missing the point, this is the way The Doors would have sounded if they had ditched that overpresent B3 organ and the lead singer had been a far more entertaining sort of self-important douche. Danzig doesn't want to be your lizard king (HAIL SATAN), and he doesn't want to throw it into his mother in some sort of primitive brained freudian schtick. He wants to raise wolves and live in a gated community with them and take a minute out of his busy schedule to write fantastic fake blues and bombastic power boogie nonsense. This is the sort of thing that Jim Morrison would have been trying to cram down our gullet these days (if he weren't awesomely dead sorry) but he would have been A) a big fat beardo creepy dude instead of a 5 foot tall powerhouse of mediocre fighting bravado wolf cuddling awesome B) BORING and perhaps exploring his softer side C) a far more nnnggghhhh fucking awful singer D) working that whole "american poet" bullshit. Danzig is a poet destroyer, because at least he could beat poet dudes up, unless they got the drop on him or were like 5 and a half feet tall.

Friday, June 12, 2009

A sensation not unlike slapping yourself in the face


I'd seen Modeselektor mentioned a few times on I Love Music but I never actually heard them until I plugged M.I.A. into Pandora and one of their songs came up as being similar (specifically, the song "Silikon" off of Hello Mom!, which could fairly be described as "M.I.A. for people who want more straightforward dancehall influence and hate M.I.A.'s voice"). I, of course, gooned out over them and immediately bought both of their albums, which are fantastic and lovely but not the point of this post.

I know nothing about Apparat, the other artist that makes up the group Moderat; listening to the collaborative's self-titled album makes me want to change that. I picked up Moderat on a whim; I had gotten out of the habit of buying things based on tenuous connections or word-of-mouth a few years ago and have been slowly working my way back into it over the past six months with great success (expect a rambling post about M83, aka my "How Did I Never Hear About These Guys Before Now" band of 2008, sometime soon). If I keep finding things as awesome as Moderat, I'll be a very happy person. Check this out:



This is pretty representative of the album as a whole; decent tempo dance tunes done on mellow synth patches with the occasional vocal. The juxtaposition of driving energy in the beat mixed in with the mellow warmth of the synths is what really attracts me to this music; every song make me want to bang my head in the tenderest manner possible. All I have to do is close my eyes while I'm listening to this and I'm instantly transported to a gigantic dancefloor filled with true PLUR practitioners, everyone bouncing and gyrating together in a mad frenzy of love and euphoria. Pretty much every song shares a lot of the hallmarks I love in my favorite choral pieces; long, held swells mixed in with droning, incremental chord changes matched over more active repeated figures, all building towards a painfully glorious crescendo that releases all of the pent-up joy and pain in your body in one ecstatic rush.

Buy this. Now.

Monday, June 8, 2009

OK SO UM

A few caveats before we start this long lost vastly ignored blogventure that I am despite all appearances over the last few weeks DEEPLY COMMITTED TO:

1) So I realize that in the recent timespan my efforts on this blog have amounted to what the hip internet intelligentsia refer to as EPIC FAIL but you do not fully understand the situation because (as far as I can tell) you do not live in my house and you have not been cheerfully cleaning up surprise poo.

No, I have not become incontinent, or at least not more so than before. I have a dog. He is the awesome. His name is Henry, and he looks like this:















Ok then, obviously you see the gravity of my situation.

2) YES THIS NEXT POST SOUNDS FAMILIAR BECAUSE YOU HAVE SEEN TWELVE MONKEYS AND YOU ARE SO, SO, SMART

but listen up.

Astor Piazzolla (RIP) is the shit. If you lived outside of Argentina, I can understand that you have no idea who he is, despite the fact that 12 monkeys used his music posthumously to rub your dilettante hipster belly with the sounds of bizarre alien tango. It's OK. We are all friends here, and I have my share of Triple Five Soul sweatshirts and that "DEFEND BROOKLYN" t-shirt with the AK47 on it despite the fact that I live in West Saint Paul and proudly own the first 30 issues of McSweeneys.

See? We are all friends here.

Anyway, Astor Piazzolla was a genius, and as long as you manage to dodge some of his messy middle period questionable work (a hint for the wise, if there is a soccer theme involved put that one back in the stacks) he is a 100% godsend that will change the way you think about the overuse of novelty accordion and maybe just maybe the definition of modern classical composition.

AHEM

So continuing on a recent theme (hey, it's a theme for me, roll with it), another great lost classical foreigner that I can't stop forcing upon any of my friends that are too slow to escape my clutches is the incomparable Mado Robin, a coloratura that is still the Guinness book record holder for the highest note ever sung by a human (as long as you ignore a couple of dreadful singers and that whole squeaky Mariah Carey nonsense). And to be fair, maybe some of them have hit notes as high or higher (D above double-high C for those opera super fans keeping score at home), but the reason that I and all other right thinking individuals don't give a shit is that the last time I checked, singing was still an art, not some SUPER LONG JUMP BENCH PRESS CRAP STEROIDS OH WAIT MY ARMS FELL OFF competition. Mado Robin is worth listening to because she can sing. Also, her high notes might be able to microwave eggs. not sure. you judge:

OH SNAP THAT IS A HIGH SINGING LADY

(two songs there by the way CLICK BOTH LINKS. Oh, and the payoff is towards the end. WAIT FOR IT.)

OK, thats it for tonight. I promise that next time I will stop with all the classical nonsense and return to my regularly scheduled meathead indie fuxor programming.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astor_Piazzolla
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mado_Robin

NOTE: there are no really worthwhile pages for Mado Robin, so if your interest is piqued, email me, and I will set you on the long painful path to finding the small traces of her recorded work.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Albums I have loved this year: a list

Fever Ray - Fever Ray


I don't know why The Knife never really connected with me; I heard a couple of their songs via on-demand videos and thought they were interesting but not really worthy of my attention. The Fever Ray album takes the seeds of what I thought were interesting and implodes them into an inescapable black hole of awesomeness, simultaneously chilling and beautiful. A lot of people have talked about how terrifying this album is; I don't really see it. Maybe the video imagery evokes some horror tropes, but the music itself is all about icy, mechanised love. Truly wonderful.

Yeah Yeah Yeahs - It's Blitz


Holy shit. Every time I listen to this album, I get more out of it; another song stands out as being the best thing the YYYs have written to date. The middle section especially is amazing; two songs that are much more restrained in their structure ("Dull Life", "Shame and Fortune") use that to launch into fantastically aggressive performances, leading into the full-on steamroller of anguish that is "Runaway", easily the sledgehammer of awesome among the songs offered here.

The Prodigy - Invaders Must Die!


It is probably gross overstatement to call this album "Fat of the Land done correctly" but I've never let hyperbole stop me in the past. The great thing about this album is that it goes through a slow build on the first four songs, where each one is good but not necessarily AMAZING, but then it drops "Take Me To The Hospital" on you, a song that both launches the album firmly into the stratosphere (honestly, I think it's the best tune they've done in 18 years) AND does the neat track of making the first four songs click into place. From that point on, even slight missteps like "Piranha" are fucking fantastic.

Depeche Mode - Sounds of the Universe


Real talk: if you cannot get behind "In Chains", you are a sad, soulless person. The anguish in Dave's voice hasn't been this palpable since Songs of Faith and Devotion and the slow build and breakdown in the music shows a band that didn't decide to age gracefully; in fact, aging isn't really a consideration here. They've taken aspects of all of the things people loved about them: bleak and/or oppressive lyrics about life and relationships; warm analog synth lines; layered vocals; industrial percussion; all of these make their presence known on the album, contributing to an ever-permutating groove that is at different times angry, rebellions, seductive, indignant, resigned, menacing, welcoming, yearning and indifferent. I thought that Playing the Angel was the clarion call that signaled DM's return to greatness; the degree by which that album is eclipsed by SotU (ugly album cover and all) is astonishing.

Friday, May 29, 2009

GIVE IN



(EDIT: I have unsuccessfully attempted to use two different animated GIFs of figures dancing as the launching pad for this blog post. Now that the second one appears to have died, I officially give up. Congratulations, interweb; you win! Now my barely-lucid ramblings make absolutely no sense whatsoever! KUDOS)

See this dancing GIF? (EDIT: No, you don't, because people are fuckers. Grrr.) See the Youtube embed of "Telephasic Workshop" by Boards of Canada underneath it? These two things, when put together, create a very minimalist multimedia experience that is simultaneously pedestrian and sublime; these days, practically anybody could slap these together after a rudimentary tutorial, but this fact glosses over the impressive technological advances that make these mundane, silly things work. It's something that the modern web crusader is likely to gloss over; I know that I do often enough. Those moments when I release myself from my jaded pose and appreciate the minor joys available from finding and combining things like this are more precious to me than I normally like to admit; it's a window back into childhood, when everything was worthy of marvelling at it for hours and you had to work to be disappointed by the things you encountered. I'm rapidly approaching 40; by all rights I've outgrown that naivety and have cemented my place as an adult doing my best to make a name for himself. This makes me even more grateful when I can find something simple and stupid to make me forget about my adult worries for a moment and just smile for a while.

Also, Home Girl really is totally getting down to this beat (EDIT: Not that you can see it, or the dancing skeleton that was originally there. Fucking technology.) (as she should, and you should too because it is YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS).

Thursday, May 21, 2009

hi I have been drinking

I really don't have much to say here other than the following:

1. hi dere I'm drunk
2. hi dere I'm in England
3. hi dere the Yeah Yeah Yeahs album is astonishing
4. hi dere I am going to waste the rest of my internet time looking at shameful porn regardless of the other dude in the business center

That is all; good night and goood luck.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

ok so this is definitely a little sooner than i expected to post again, but one of my absolute musical heroes is on youtube, and i cant wait for the usual flood of adulation and rose petals to be spread upon my blogging doorstep before sharing this with you.

brace yourselves.

so i played the violin for many years, and despite the fact that i quit when i decided that the electric bass was cooler (because i was at the time what modern retro-internet-engineers refer to as a "douchebag"), i still have one beacon of classical violin performance that has been a specific touchstone in everything i have valued in expressive musicianship ever since. Leonid Kogan is the greatest musician of the 20th century. Oh yeah, no, I know that you think that this is a bold claim, but shut up and listen.

Lalo Symphonie Espagnole (1st Movement)

Bach Partita No 2 VIDEO
waaaaaaauuuu VIDEO

Monday, May 11, 2009

INTRODUCTORY COURSE IN THE AWESOMENESS OF METAL YAAAH DUDES TEH HORNS

So yeah, I get it, this whole metal obsession I have is probably a bit baffling and confusing and should I go so far to say UNSETTLING given my terribly advanced age and obvious deep interest in the classier side of life (I have been drinking fancy beers of late sometimes and I own a house and all that grownup stuff). So I understand how this metal thing might be perhaps a bit challenging to your perception of me as a well known blogger that enjoys the finer blog-centric aspects of life, like windsurfing and my stable of finely pedigreed draft horses and such.

Trust me, I am as confused as you are.

So it would be easy to offer the modernistic technorchestral stylings of Ulver or perhaps the art (bears) rock (against rock) stylings of the unimpeachable Sleepytime Gorilla Museum but c'mon yawn this isn't going to topple any of your preconceptions about that ugly little jean-vested cousin of rock that throws up horns behind the high school tennis courts and says meekly "oh hey I am metal it is OK if you aren't really in the mood for me, I get it, and besides there is an unopened pack of Magic The Gathering cards I must attend to."

SO
for them I think it is time that we shed all our postmodern semi-appreciation whatsits and stop fronting and cuddle up to fantastic ugly messes like Mastodon (oh hey the new album is not quite so METAL btw, but this has all that THIN LIZZY stuff the tru metal dudes love) and the unpronounceable band name sludge-monkey stylings of Torche. Oh and to quiet the death to false metal crowd, here is Olympia Washingtons contribution to the 2nd (3rd? 4th?) wave of black metal Wolves In The Throne Room.

ONE OF MY FAVORITE METAL LABELS DUUUUUUDES
ULVER
SLEEPYTIME GORILLA MUSEUM
MASTODON IS STILL WORTH LISTENING TO I PROMISE
TORCHE SHOULD PROBABLY GET OFF THEIR ASS AND HAVE MORE THAN A MYSPACE SITE
WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM (WHO DEFINITELY LIED ABOUT THAT "VINYL ONLY EP" THING.) I STILL LOVE YOU, YOU JERKS.

YES!

Pet Shop Boys released an album called Yes last month. I finally picked it up after prying my ears away from the new Depeche Mode (which, btw, is easily my album of the year so far, and if you haven't heard it yet you FAIL). Embedded below is the video for their lead single, "Love Etc."



I'm not going to say that "hard-hitting" was ever an adjective I consciously associated with PSB, even at their raviest. Their appeal lies in the intertwining of their super-warm synth lines with sometimes cynical, sometimes wistful, sometimes hopeful but always thoughtful lyrics. I will admit, though, that my first reaction to this song was to scratch my head a little bit. It isn't a bad song, not by any stretch of the imagination, but it does seem to be somewhat... complacent, particularly coming from the group responsible for "Rent" and "Yesterday, When I Was Mad"; it's almost as if they internalized the arch pose of "Being Boring" to the point where it is no longer satire, it's their life. Two things happened that made me reconsider:

  • I saw the above video. There still an aura of understatement about it, something kind of astonishing considering the dayglo color palatte and the hypnotically-rhythmic videogame imagery running through it, but it still brings a sense of vibrancy to the song missing from a cold listen to it.
  • I listened to the full album. Not only is this song perfectly indicative of the lush atmosphere permeating Yes, its own charms are greatly enhanced by leading into a song ("All Over The World")that bases its bridge riff off of "The Nutcracker Suite"; it's difficult to get worked up over shoehorning limp football sloganeering into a song when you're boggling at the blatantly fake horns blaring the March at you. In all honesty, I can't decide if I love it or hate it.
At any rate, once I was able to realign my thoughts and place Yes in its proper place (warm, gentle album from aging synth-heads who are more interested in doing comfort food than pushing boundaries), I started enjoying it a lot more. I don't like it as much as I liked Fundamental or Release, but it's not something I regret buying. (The newest Prince albums, OTOH... Yikes.)

http://www.petshopboys.co.uk (dead end world?)
https://www.lotusflow3r.com/th3b0mb.html (what the hell, why are you ruining my childhood memories with this shit)

Thursday, May 7, 2009

SCREAM ON



On Tuesday's "American Idol", Christian widower Danny Gokey attempted to sing Aerosmith's "Dream On". It didn't quite work (although it worked well enough for him to beat out Allison Iraheta). This is that performance distilled to its essence:



I wish the entire thing had been like this.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

My favorite song (that I never listen to): Part 1 of an ongoing series.

The Orb - "Toxygene"

I love the iTunes Genius playlist feature. I've pulled most of the music off of my main iPhone playlist and replaced it with about 30 different Genius lists, all of which end up being better mixes than anything I have time to put together. It's revolutionized my listening habits; not only does it scratch my ongoing nostalgia itch, but it also makes links between songs that would have been second-nature to me 10 years ago, before I started focusing more on work and marriage and all of those other alleged "grown-up" things we're supposed to invest in, all in handy chunks of 25 songs at a time
. It has also reminded me of songs that at one point ruled my world to the point of obsession, at least until the next shiny melody came along and grabbed my fancy.

Like most other people diving into British dance music circa 1990-1992, I knew about The Orb. I knew they were considered a major player in the world of electronic music. I knew that critics and consumers alike loved them and, given the limited avenues I had to get to raves what with having no cash, no car and limited access to like-minded friends, I heard "Little Fluffy Clouds" A LOT. And, you know what? It was... okay. I liked it but I wasn't crazy about it. I read rhapsodic article after rhapsodic article, in magazines, newspapers and online, hailing their genius. I just didn't get it. I mean, it was blatantly obvious they weren't bad. In fact, I would even go as far as to say that I thought most, if not all, of the hype they received was warranted; it just didn't resonate with me. In the back of my mind, I thought I was missing out on something, but everything in the scene I encountered was so fresh, new and exciting to me that I didn't really care.

Fast-forward: It is now 1997 and I am in the peak time of my show-going days. I'm completely obsessed with Orbital at this point; In Sides is in such heavy rotation in my CD player that most of my friends think I've forgotten all about my mopey post-punk roots and have given up on my Cure fandom (I hadn't; I went to the Wild Mood Swings tour that year and was still busily convincing myself that "Strange Attraction" wasn't a steaming pile of a song). When I hear Orbital is touring, I can't wait to get my ticket; finding out that The Orb is also on the bill is just a neat bonus (or so I thought at the time).

I really did enjoy that show (IIRC, it was The Orb/Orbital/Chemical Brothers) but I was wholly unprepared for how much The Orb was going to blow me away, particularly with "Toxygene". The bouncy shuffle-step ragga-influence intertwined with traffic noises and various movie samples flipped a switch in my head. I no longer thought, "Oh, obviously they're good but I'm just not into them." That song was a perfect gateway; not only did it squarely hit the right place/right time bullseye, but its competing strands of simple dance floor joy and environmental pathos converged into a beautiful balance, something that made me rethink some of my stances on the environment while dancing until I collapsed. Furthermore, it shone a vastly different light on the rest of their catalogue; I went back to "Little Fluffy Clouds" and realized that I had been denying myself heaven for years by not surrendering to its charms. This one song, a song most would unanimously agree is not anywhere near The Orb at its peak, completely and utterly made me a strong fan of The Orb, and every time I hear it I receive the same revelatory rush I felt on the dance floor at Avalon over a decade ago.

http://www.theorb.com/ (RSS feedz for u)
http://www.loopz.co.uk/(WAIT, ORBITAL IS TOURING THE UK THIS SUMMER????)
http://www.astralwerks.com/chemical/ (srsly, We Are The Night is pretty great, stop hatin')
http://www.thecure.com/ (lol, Robert rants in caps)

Monday, April 27, 2009

YOU ARE ONLY AS OLD AS YOU FEEL OH WAIT BUT I FEEL OLD UH


So this happened:



To be fair, during this tremendous round of bad decision making, both my hairstylist and I were fairly (ok very) drunk and so was everyone else, but the important thing was that this was my recent 36th birthday and with the cries of my ever patient girlfriend K ringing in my ears ("THIS IS A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO CLING TO YOUR YOUTH") this is how the evening shaped up. (Later on I managed to fall backwards off of my lowlying deck into a snow drift, laughing all the way, but that will have to inspire a different post maybe sometime or never)

Which brings to mind those songs that become permanent HOLY CRAP IM SO DRUNK AND IT IS MY BIRTHDAY I NEED TO HEAR THIS 14 TIMES IN A ROW classics, which I assume is a trait common to everyone, and if not, well I am sorry that you are dead inside and perhaps you should go take a long hard look in the mirror before the old age medication kicks in for the evening and try to reilluminate that youthful spark.

To clarify, I'm not generally talking about songs that talk about your birthday or anyones birthday like that cloying godforsaken Beatles song - in fact it is hard to figure out why they have this staying power but shrugmoticon, they do, so whatever.

First up is Firewater - Bourbon and Division which will throw me into an inconsolable petulant fit if unavailable right around midnight, which might explain why my friends don't really enjoy taking me out to bars on my birthday. I have no idea what the hell is going on with the video here, but at least you can hear the song so, um, thanks weird internet dude.

So yeah, once I've warmed up the crowd with that cuddly little number, I usually move right into some horrible unpleasant only enjoyable to me nonsense like BELPHEGOR. Sometimes though, I am feeling like making everyone happy and play the best song ever* "She Will Only Bring You Happiness" by mclusky, (now defunct, sob, but have been suceeded by Future Of The Left, which will come up here eventually) which seriously can do no wrong, and is full of enough joy to make the inevitable hangover worth having and propel me through time to current age +1.


*note: maybe not the best song ever, but it is when I am drunk and it is my birthday. so there.

http://www.bloodshotrecords.com/artist/firewater
http://www.belphegor.at/index2.php
http://beggarsgroupusa.com/mclusky/

Sunday, April 26, 2009

ACCEPT YOUR FAILINGS. NO SERIOUSLY ACCEPT THEM.

There are a lot of things that we all have difficulties accepting about ourselves, and despite my obvious TRANSFIXING ability to blog, and BLOG WELL, I understand these things just like a normal less blog-capable sort might be more easily inclined to do. Sometimes it comes in the form of realizing that other people (which you share a certain sort of basic human equal value to on some level) have internet capabilities that you do not share, like hotlinking successfully with the greatest of ease, and thus moving through the internet sea like a beautiful shark, smooth and shiny and yet deadly and effective.

It is a tough road of self-discovery, but it is not one without merit, my friends. Together we can all grow, and flourish.

Anyway, in the interest of "I have a problem" internet anonymous self-awareness, I present two (2!) individual points of light on my path to share with you my deepest seated quickly dashed off in between episodic television on DVD FEELINGS. First, I am willing to accept the mucky inconsistent garbage that is packaged up for us under the rubric of "post-rock" as long as it is sold in some sort of metal context (hey whats up Isis and Pelican I see what you are doing there) as evidenced by the fact that the Red Sparowes, (which I only know about because of the fine fine people at robotic empire) are currently one of my favorite things ever at least for the next 15 or so minutes.

The second point is that no matter what I achieve in life, no matter how far I carry forward the flag of human endeavor and expression, even at the highest heights (think first published work, or making a baby, or whatever the kids are turning to for the mark of achievement in the new economy) nothing I ever do will be even half as cool as or reach the toes that TELEX is dipping in our cultural pool.

No shamepain in my campaign.

http://www.redsparowes.com/
http://www.telex-music.com/ (DO NOT IGNORE - WEBSITE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF FUN)

THAT'S NOT MY NAME! THAT'S NOT MY NAME! THAT'S NOT MY NAME!

Yes, we heard you the first time.

I think there's something uniquely insidious about The Ting Tings. Their particular brand of ear worm indie is likely not being pitched at my demographic; somehow, I find it hard to imagine marketing folks shutting off the demo and saying, "You know who would really go for this type of immature, super-repetitive mantra-pop? Black ex-raver/industrial heads suffering from acute musical nostalgia!" The fact that this is not my type of thing should come as no surprise to anyone who has spoken to me about music at any point in my life. I get that.

Why, then, do I find myself bopping around singing, "That's not my name!" to myself at incredibly embarrassing moments? (An example: last week, this popped into my head as I was walking past coworkers on my way to coffee machine. One, a nu-bluegrass freak, looked at me incredulously and said, "Oh my God, are you singing THE TING TINGS?" I, of course, burst into tears and ran away.) I thought this song was annoying when it is was a pitiful attempt to make Whitney Houston relevant to New Jack Swing; stripping out all of the blackness and replacing it with super-safe bouncy indie-dance doesn't really help anything. However, it is forcefully, offensively catchy. Somehow, it has wormed its way deep into my subconscious and staked a claim, shouldering aside infinitely more palatable things like "The Power of Lard" and "David" and hunkering down like an embarrassing, farty uncle. I hate it, I don't want to hear it, I don't want to sing it, but I can't stop thinking about it. The whole situation is hideous and I feel helpless in the face of it; in three months, am I going to be rocking back and forth in a straitjacket muttering "and the drums, the drums, the drums, the DRUMS, the DRUMS, THE DRUMS, THE DRUMS, THE DRUMS!" while my family sobs on the other side of the padded bars?

Oh Christ, I'm humming it right now. Please pray for me.

http://www.thetingtings.com
(ps: fuck off)
http://www.whitneyhouston.com/ (lol crack)
http://www.gusgus.com/ (wau, it's 1997 again)
http://www.alternativetentacles.com/bandinfo.php?band=lard (I shouldn't be as pleased that I managed to get a Lard reference in here as I am, huh)

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Oh, what is this

Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm confused; maybe I'm not supposed to be here at all. The little questions prey on the idle mind like maggots worming their way through a hearty meal of dead bison and all we can do at the end of the day is roll over and fall into the little death better known as "sleep." (Or, if you're lucky, "shameful slap sex.")

In theory there should be something said about music here but I've got a hot chick waiting for me to go out so I'll say this: the new Basement Jaxx record is so awful that it makes me want to burn everything they own. For shame, Basement Jaxx, or perhaps should I say "Basement Tone-Deaf Fuckers Who Used To Know Better Than To Sing On Their Singles."



HANG YOUR HEAD! HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME!

http://www.basementjaxx.co.uk/ (lol placeholder website)
http://www.myspace.com/basementjaxx

Friday, April 24, 2009

so yes by the way, we also have puppies

In the interest of causing an internet wide uncontrollable blog related media blitz, it has come to my attention that puppies are popular with broad spectrum internet popularity trends (heretofore referred to as BSIPTs) so in order to monetize our fantastic blog via the tools made available by the blogger group to the best of our abilities, we present puppies that will be purchased by me in the near future for maximum cuteness:

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oh yeah also the new depeche mode album is a great return to form and as a dude that started getting cranky at the "personal jesus" slippery slope into an eventual waht who asked for all this geetar nonsense reaction (not to mention that no offense that whole "songs of love and devotion" thing kind of was poo city IMHO) this new album is perhaps SOME GREAT REWARD to dudes that think yer last several albums were blaaaaah and maybe you fey british dudes should stick to the bleep bloop stuff and leave the RAWK to people that can do it/cant make the bleep bloops even if their lives depended on it:

RONG

embedding disabled by request, but i forgive you, the depeche mode, because that is probably a little too creepy to embed and i assume that is your excuse.

www.seriouslydudeitsdepechemodenooffenseyoureallyneedmyhelp?.com

WELL OK THEN

might as well get into the meat of it right off the bat. At some point we will probably get this whole MUSICBLOGGING thing worked out where we host some sort of internet files somewhere in which you can download them to your personal computer but in the meantime we are going to utilize this wonderful new technology what is called the "youtube" to make the fancy happen.

SO

I am a sensitive guy that subscribes to the usual rules of dainty music listening that normally accompanies evenings of fine wine and erudite conversation and perhaps a snifter of brandy when I am feeling particularly ROWDY, but sometimes you just need to get wrapped up in total neckwhipping rocksign throwing chaos, and the best thing for moments like that is a local band (MPLS/STPL) that is known by the totally nonoffensive and family friendly moniker GAY WITCH ABORTION. Which we present to you, without further ado, right here:


oh snap that stuff? it am loud.

http://www.myspace.com/gaywitchabortion (WARNING WILL MAKE EYEBALLS EXPLODE)
http://www.learningcurverecords.com/bands/view/33

OK SO HERE WE GO

So I realize that we all have 8 bagazillion blogspots of meaningless nonsense to meander through on a daily basis but this one is different because we made it and it is awesome. I can only imagine that once this gets rolling it will be just as nonsensical and fantastic as you have come to expect from a bunch of people that like to babble on the internet and be drunk and out of sorts sometimes so lets go, yes?